So, THAT ALL HAPPENED. Welcome to my last Game of Thrones recap of 2016, and we’re going out with a bang, several explosions, and lots of bloodshed, as it should be.
(And, yeah. I’m closing out the season with a Hamilton reference, because fuck you, that’s why.)
GUYS, GUYS, GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS THIS EPISODE THOUGH OH MY GOD GUYS
Sorry there was no recap last week – blame it on the Beyoncé hangover – and bear in mind that this recap is brought to you by an insane cocktail of over-the-counter cold medications! Luckily for everyone, this week is yet another windup to next week’s Battle of the Bastards, but even so, let’s get to it.